IF I had A Time Machine
Why does the number 1 Question come up:
”If you went back in time- would you kill Hitler”?
Most of the world says yes, But really what are we asking here, would you go back in time, travel to Europe, try and find a man (I find it hard enough to track down relatives), commit murder and spend the rest of your life in prison, or get executed. Not to mention you would have to be a ninja hitman who can speak German.
Anyway why Hitler, I mean what he did was bad, but wouldn’t you get better gratification of killing that asshole that raped your 6 year old daughter. What about Ayatollah, Idi Amin, Pol Pot, Stalin, Irma Grese, even George bush?
But there are many other things In History that could easily be in question, but never are:
- Would you go back and make sure the Titanic had enough life boats?
-Would you warn everyone about 9/11 and tell them not to enter the building?
-Stop Mc Donald’s from ever releasing Styrofoam?
- Stop the leak in the Cleveland East Ohio Gas Explosion in 1944?
that’s because one person really couldn’t do anything. I’m sure you would be arrested, locked up, sent to a crazy house, killed or ignored. Even if you started a group and convinced a whole bunch of people of future events – you would not succeed, be arrested, killed,. ignored. Either that or something worse will happen now that you have changed history, or just hold time off for the inevitable. (Just like in Quantum leap).
So being realistic and not killing anybody (yes, even Justin bieber).
If I had a Time Machine I Would:
If I had a Time Machine I Would:
- Go back in Time and beat the royal shit out of myself…more than once- Give myself a “Guide to life” Book when I’m 9 years old, telling me the do’s and don’ts in life, as well as my diary explaining every shitty that will happen if instructions aren’t followed.
- Give myself a list of music to buy and movies to see
- Give myself a winning sports guide and Gamble on everything
- Travel back to when my dad was young and help him get incredibly rich
- Go into the future to when I’m really old, like a musty old wrinkly vagina scab and find out what went wrong, how much money I have, if I have kids and how many people care.
- Grab a video camera and film every stack, accident and funny moment I have seen.
- Go back in the past to see great movies world premier.
- Go back in time and see the worlds Greatest Freak Show
-Travel back in time and become co-owner of KFC before the recipe is sold.
-Travel to 1953 and try to get with Elvis right before he becomes famous, probably travel back and try to get with every hot guy right they become famous.
- Steal an invention from the future to help the world earlier than it should-Travel to 1953 and try to get with Elvis right before he becomes famous, probably travel back and try to get with every hot guy right they become famous.
-See Woodstock and every great concert before death or age arrives to ruin it, (Elvis, The cramps, Pantera, Kiss, Michael Jackson etc.)
Then after all that, I would return and see how things have changed for the better and I would live happily in my mansion with little people servants, all you can eat KFC, a vintage car collection and sexy millionaire pool parties.
"Excuse me ma'am, Your caviar is ready"
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Legend appreciation award
It's time for the Legend Appreciation award ceremony. Instead of honoring a person for their greatness when they die, Why can't we celebrate there awesomeness when they are alive? It's not the Oscars, not the Emmys, ..But the Legends!
This Week's Legend, we solute:
"Kevin Bloody Wilson"
This Week's Legend, we solute:
"Kevin Bloody Wilson"
Here in Australia we pretty much have two comedic legends who will always shine a light on us. That is ofcorse - "Rodney Rude", and "Kevin Bloody Wilson". swearing and Aussie lingo are never minimal. I remember the Christmas song (Santa Clause you cunt) always being played for Christmas when I was a kid, and it's so famous in Australia it even gets put on karoke' machines in pubs. He is on tour now with his daughter and just released an animated film. Australia has too many comedians, especially in Melbourne but it's always the ones that go too far, or are too explicit that don't get as recognized. , So Here is to you, Kev -you truly are one Aussie legend. visit (www.kevinbloodywilson.com for more info)
"Santa Clause you cunt"
Check out classic film clip back in the day, Hey! Isn't that the Energizer-Oi guy?
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Book to read before you die
Death from the Skies! -Philip PlaitHow will the world end? When Hollywood answers that question, the result is often terrifying but completely unrealistic. But the realms of reality can be even scarier than fiction, as astronomer Phil Plait deftly illustrates.
This really is detailed and comedic, easily written to teach you science and Myth-bust theories ( hypothesis) about the world coming to an end.
The author reviews just about every disaster of global proportions that this old universe has in store for us. This includes everything from impacts with space rocks, solar magnetic storms, gamma-ray bursts, and the ultimate fate from the expansion of the universe itself.
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Having an extensive collection of original pre-cert Vhs's (over 4,000). It gets easy to see many films that didn't quite make it to dvd, have an over-the top dvd release or let alone a blu-ray release. Some films are so good its even hard to get on video, but that old question comes up - Why? So we give you the: Underlooked Film of the Month
This month's movie is: UNCOMMON VALOR (1983)
An all-star cast, set mostly in Vietnam War/Action film with a twist and a punch of comedy.
Plot: A group of Vietnam War veterans re-unite to rescue one of their own left behind and taken prisoner by the Vietnamese. Supported his father (a retired military man himself) and a rich businessman whose son was also a POW, the group engages in a dangerous and violent adventure trying to rescue the POWs and at the same time re-direct their lives.
I was amazed that this film didn't come up as Patrick Swayze's filmograpghy when he passed on. His role as a rookie who gets to understand Death and War really portraits emotion and hardship. Any actor who plays a character you hate, then grow to love deserves an award in itself.
I'm sure if they slapped a Well-known directors name on it - the world would love it. "Oh, he is so talented, I understand what he is trying to portrait, Oh the symbolism!" (funny how that works).
Sadly this film is forgotten, and will never get the release it should, and in the future it will never be seen in "4K", or any other format after Blu-ray. I can only love the big original clamshell VHS it will die in.
"Tim Thomerson's great dance moves " 
"A real rarity to see these Three great actors together"
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An all-star cast, set mostly in Vietnam War/Action film with a twist and a punch of comedy.
CAST: Gene Hackman Robert Stack
Fred Ward Reb Brown
Fred Ward Reb Brown
Randall 'Tex' Cobb Patrick Swayze
Harold Sylvester Tim Thomerson
Why it is Hated? Metascore: 38/100 
Sadly because apparently every review compares this film to "Rambo II". Fair enough, But this is a high-budget film, with hot sweaty bodies, and it is completely different! First of all it has a group of men, not just one. Secondly there are realistic deaths. I love Rambo, don't get me wrong, But Hollywood really knows how to over-do a hero. Thirdly it has a witty comedy throughout it like in "Air America", or "Stripes", the characters put a spin on the realities of war and try to make light on the situation that they might not live through it all. The pacing and Character development is so strong, that you really understand the triumph of one persons determination to find their loved POW. The casting is great with one amazing cast, but not over-doing it (Saving Private Ryan) Some are well known and Some should be. 
I was amazed that this film didn't come up as Patrick Swayze's filmograpghy when he passed on. His role as a rookie who gets to understand Death and War really portraits emotion and hardship. Any actor who plays a character you hate, then grow to love deserves an award in itself.
I'm sure if they slapped a Well-known directors name on it - the world would love it. "Oh, he is so talented, I understand what he is trying to portrait, Oh the symbolism!" (funny how that works).Sadly this film is forgotten, and will never get the release it should, and in the future it will never be seen in "4K", or any other format after Blu-ray. I can only love the big original clamshell VHS it will die in.
"Tim Thomerson's great dance moves "
"Hot sweaty body alert"
"A real rarity to see these Three great actors together"
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Band of the Month
Get 4 albums from one great band, loading your music collection and history.
This month, we take a look at :
This month, we take a look at :
PANTERA
These guys are amazing. Starting in the 80's they have been through many changes from band members to styles and inventing their own "Power Groove". Featured in movie soundtracks incuding Strangeland, the crow, Demon Knight,Torque, Dracula 2000 and feature in EA SPORTS's NHL 11, They have been covered by many artists including: Avenged Sevenfold, Trivium, Seether, Operator, Disturbed, Alice in Chains, Sevendust, Eviserate, Fall Out Boy, Fear Factory ,Godsmack ,Linkin Park. The band "Kilgore" recorded a version of "Walk" for the Extreme Championship Wrestling as Rob Van Dam's entrance theme. I have been a Pantera Fan for many years, I have even been through 3 "Cowboys from Hell" CD's, from overplaying, and good times. I didn't hear of The news of Dimebag Darrell's death until weeks later and came as a great shock. I Blasted out Pantera for 24 hours straight with noise complaints and all as a tribute to a fallen legend. I envy anyone who went to their concert to see them perform, something that will sadly never happen again. You can grab these 4 great albums below, but remember to purchase music and support artists.
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The band was originally named Pantera's Metal Magic and consisted of Donnie Hart on vocals, Dimebag Darrell (then known as Diamond Darell) and Terry Glaze on guitar, Tommy Bradford on bass, and Vinnie Paul on drums. In 1982, the band was renamed Pantera in order to shorten the name and to settle an agreement between all band members.
Pantera- Cowboys From Hell (1990)
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Shortly after Power Metal was released, "Diamond Darrell", as he was then known, auditioned for Megadeth's vacant guitarist slot, and was invited to join the band. Released on July 24, 1990, and produced by Terry Date and Pantera, Cowboys from Hell was another leap into heavier territory. Pantera showed a more extreme style on this outing, leaving behind its glam metal influences in favor of an amalgamation of thrash metal and groove metal dubbed "power groove" by the band.
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Pantera's unique "groove" style came to fruition in its breakthrough album Vulgar Display of Power, released on February 25, 1992. On this album, the power metal falsetto vocals were replaced with a hardcore-influenced shouted delivery and heavier guitar sound. While some critics point to the rise of grunge as the downfall of glam metal, others cite Pantera, most notably Vulgar Display, as being the catalyst that overpowered popular 1980s metal.
Pantera - Reinventing The Steel (2000)
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Pantera returned to the recording studio with Anselmo in 1999 and cut its last album, Reinventing the Steel, which was released on March 21, 2000. Steel debuted at #4 on the Billboard 200 and included "Revolution Is My Name" and "Goddamn Electric", the latter of which featured a Kerry King outro solo recorded (backstage in one take) during Ozzfest in Dallas. "Revolution Is My Name" became the band's fourth nomination for Best Metal Performance in the 2001 Grammys.
Darrell Lance Abbott, also known as "Diamond Darrell", and "Dimebag Darrell" (August 20, 1966 – December 8, 2004) was an American guitarist, best known as a founding member bands Pantera and Damageplan. He also performed in the southern rock band Rebel Meets Rebel.On December 8, 2004, Abbott was shot onstage while performing with Damageplan at the Alrosa Villa in Columbus, Ohio.The gunman was Nathan Gale, who shot Abbott three times in the head, the third of which killed him instantly. Gale then continued shooting, killing three others and wounding a further seven. Gale fired a total of fifteen shots, stopping to reload once and remaining silent throughout the shooting.
His death was a shock to us all, and to this day the motive was unknown. If it wasn't for you, the world would have never have enjoyed such music and amazing talent. R.I.P Darrell - You are not Forgotten.
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SONG OF THE WEEK
This really isn't a well known kinda song, But it's funny as hell anyway. Bling Bling used to be my most hated character on Bumfights, but after part 3, this crazy crack head really does justice. You used to be able to buy his album on amazon, now you will have to try harder to get one. (Bumfights Bling Bling: Click Click Rap)
I can understand why there won't be anymore "Bumfights" films, but each one was completely different. I'm not for the whole 'beat up the homeless' thing, but I love to see different ways of life and random illegal acts of crack head street life.
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Its that time again for a great look on what the internet has to offer.
Looks Like I saved the best for last: Enjoy:)
Random Pics for your pleasure
Random Pics for your pleasure
