Tom Green Australian Tour 2012 Date: Tue, 3 Apr 2012 to Mon, 9 Apr 2012
Venue: Athenaeum Theatre
188 Collins St
Melbourne, VIC, 3000
Price: $39
You know Tom Green from his anything-goes run as the funniest, most unpredictable personality on MTV, and his unforgettable, deliciously loony roles in uproarious film comedies including Road Trip and Freddy Got Fingered. He's graced the cover of Rolling Stone, commandeered the coveted guest-host chair on The Late Show with David Letterman, and conquered the World Wide Web with his free-wheeling, wildly popular internet talk show, Tom Green's House Tonight.
MTV's funniest & most unpredictable personality returns to Australia to provide non-stop laughter with his brilliantly cracked view of the world around him.
Star of Road Trip, Freddy Got Fingered and Tom Green's House Tonight.
Experience one of the great comic minds live for a huge night of stand-up.
“This was an outstanding festival highlight.” The Age Online
"This is a wonderful chance - and an unusual privilege - to see an absolutely charming, great big TV star live and loving it." Edinburgh-festivals.com
"This is certainly one of the MUST SEE shows of the fringe, hands down a Five Star show!" The New Current.com
Show Highlights:
From TOM GREEN: "Hey Aussies! I am touring your country right now! You better come to my show because this is going to be ridiculous and fun. I've been touring North America and other parts of the world for the past 2 years and I am back down under with some more jokes.
Go check my tour dates and come to my show tonight!!
Come see my show. Let's party and get crazy and ridiculous. Cheers mates! -TOM GREEN"
Show Highlights:
This is the second time I have seen this guy, and it is always worth it. Being front row center gave me more of an opportunity to enjoy the show. The only thing that disappointed me was the drunken hecklers. I just don't get it: you pay money, wait in line, see someone you love and only to heckle him? - I will never understand it, it made it hard for Tom to do is material having to justify himself, he lost track of the show and I felt embarrassed that this was Melbourne.. The city that I love so much is represented by drunken idiots with stupid accents making fun of such an amazing man.
"You’re from Canada!", "you said boot!", "Nice shirt", "Racist!"
It just didn't stop, why get outraged over something that doesn't offend anybody, let’s just rain on the parade of happiness, what goes on in a shithead bogans mind? "I'm only at a comedy stand up show so I have to make sure that I make everyone upset."
Tom even threw out a free t-shirt into the audience, and you know what happened?- The girl who got it let it sit on her shoulder as she rolled it like it was diseased and said "oh.. do you want it"
This show rocks, and no matter how many times he tours, I will always make sure to see his show,Love him or hate him, he is very friendly and just absolutely hilarious. You can even bring along your stupid girlfriend who doesn't know what anything is and she will still have a fun time. I don't know what it is, but Canada has something in the comedy department, and should never be sniffed at. Even when Tom called me "sexy foxy" it still managed to make me laugh...(the ability to compliment a girl and not have her run to the police or feel uncomfortable is talent).
Tom is that cool that he is the kind of guy that hangs around after the show to grab a photo with him, if it wasn't for the asshole managers who run the theater you could have been with him all night.
There is one way that you can get around it, but its a secret of mine so you have to promise not to tell anyone.. ok here it is:
In order to get backstage visits, long hugs, free autographs and share a beer with any performer on the stage: have blonde hair a set of boobs, a cute smile and the attitude that won’t suffocate anybody. If you have those things you can do just about anything you want. It’s my secret, it's my trick. Now that you know the skill and have the power, use it wisely.
It just didn't stop, why get outraged over something that doesn't offend anybody, let’s just rain on the parade of happiness, what goes on in a shithead bogans mind? "I'm only at a comedy stand up show so I have to make sure that I make everyone upset."
Tom even threw out a free t-shirt into the audience, and you know what happened?- The girl who got it let it sit on her shoulder as she rolled it like it was diseased and said "oh.. do you want it"
This show rocks, and no matter how many times he tours, I will always make sure to see his show,Love him or hate him, he is very friendly and just absolutely hilarious. You can even bring along your stupid girlfriend who doesn't know what anything is and she will still have a fun time. I don't know what it is, but Canada has something in the comedy department, and should never be sniffed at. Even when Tom called me "sexy foxy" it still managed to make me laugh...(the ability to compliment a girl and not have her run to the police or feel uncomfortable is talent).
Tom is that cool that he is the kind of guy that hangs around after the show to grab a photo with him, if it wasn't for the asshole managers who run the theater you could have been with him all night.
There is one way that you can get around it, but its a secret of mine so you have to promise not to tell anyone.. ok here it is:
In order to get backstage visits, long hugs, free autographs and share a beer with any performer on the stage: have blonde hair a set of boobs, a cute smile and the attitude that won’t suffocate anybody. If you have those things you can do just about anything you want. It’s my secret, it's my trick. Now that you know the skill and have the power, use it wisely.
Go check my tour dates and come to my show tonight!!
Come see my show. Let's party and get crazy and ridiculous. Cheers mates! -TOM GREEN"
DOWNLOAD
I know that you want something, so I managed to get a 30 minute audio file from the show, When he says the part about "liquid paper, young lady" he is talking to me, staring so closely and directly to me so you can imagine in your mind to what it was like.
It could have went longer but it was very hard to get this:
- The bitch at the theater (Who has to be the same one who I called a cunt after she deleted personal photos off my camera from another show) kicked you out if you said the word "Tom Green"
- I was so close to the stage Tom not only approached me more than once, I could feel his spit every time he said "poo poo", there was NO WAY I could get any videos/photos
-The device cuts out after 30 minutes, and was hard to set up, collect, convert and get on here
To put it in other words: Get more out of life, go out to a show!
go and see Tom Green, -You won't regret a second!
you can check out his site for tour dates, news and updates. So here is the audio: enjoy!
go and see Tom Green, -You won't regret a second!
you can check out his site for tour dates, news and updates. So here is the audio: enjoy!
Grab it here: (http://www.mediafire.com/?va4zaryqvvvfqaa)
I have no responsibility over this audio all rights and responsibly is connect with the performer directly and I do not hold any legalities or copyrights whatsoever
I have no responsibility over this audio all rights and responsibly is connect with the performer directly and I do not hold any legalities or copyrights whatsoever
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