Thursday, September 13, 2012

Undertaker News: New Aussie Custom Coffins

Ever wanted to know what it was like to pay Thousands of dollars for a Giant Sticker?
Well, now you can! With an idea that was stolen from years ago, a coffin manufacturing company has finally payed the $6,500 for a sticker machine and has the talent to make a simple template and rob you blind.
I just find this pretty weird considering America and other countries have been making custom Coffins for so many years, (real custom work) and we manage to come up with a lousy sticker in 2012 and make you pay so much for it. Your cheaper to buy a vintage VW van, custom airbrush it and drive it off a cliff strapped with dynamite.
My father had one of these machines a few years ago, he was creating designs for real estate boards. My last employer and I had the idea of creating custom design coffins, but I never put the two together. However, he pitched the idea to every funeral company in Australia, one got the idea and hey presto! Now it's here, custom coffins for your pleasure..

Lets see- what ones are my favorite?

 
This one is PERFECT for the Qantas Flight Attendant, I can just see this baby being strutted around after the first ever recoded plane crash.. one day.

How about Swimming with the Fishes'? Now you can in style, Just make sure to put this down as a preference before you die, otherwise you might end up with Sponge-bob dead-pants instead, maybe perfect for a surfer, or someone who loves screensavers..

Oh yeah, baby! I can just picture this for the perfect Tractor Accident. What a way to go, I'm sure ol' pops will be glad that you take him out in this, it will surely make up for all those years that you neglected him.


One day they will have a "playboy" or "Playgirl" edition, well I hope so anyway becasue if I die and DON'T have Lyle Waggoners naked 1970's body all over me, I will certainly go "Carrie" style and haunt everyone I know..or once knew.

To find out more, or to get a quote go to http://www.expressioncoffins.com.au/

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