Wednesday, December 29, 2010

every job I have ever had

Last night a nurse asked me what were you before being an undertaker? (I have been one for far too long in my eyes). My colleague could easily answer with “I’ve been in the industry for years”, all I could say was “I was everything”. After thinking about it I have bee a lot of things and I don’t know if its sad or not, but these are the
Employment in my life”:
  • Screen printer
  •  Prep Chef
  • Waitress
  • Cafe’ assistant manager
  • Cleaner
  • Busboy
  • Secretary
  • Delivery driver
  • Screen-printer
  • Painter
  • Welder
  • Tudor
  • Youth care counselor assistant
  • Chicken De-boner
  • Chicken abattoir worker
  • Factory cleaner
  • Interstate delivery driver
  • Student
  • Cake decorator
  • Private Investigator
  • Security guard
  • Waitress
  • Crowd Controller
  • Security Control room operator
  • Restaurant manager
  • Bar attendant
  • Cashier
  • Real Estate Representative
  • Painter
  • Costume designer/maker
  • Paperboy
  • Law Student
  • Gaming attendant
  • Back-up Singer
  • Gaming supervisor
  • Science/biology Student
  • Doctorate exams
  • Photographer Assistant
  • Model
  • Computer programmer
  • Bar Attendant
  • Strip Club Bar Manager
  • Cashier
  • Beauty School Student
  • Store Clerk
  • Hairdresser Apprentice
  • Assistance beautician
  • Model
  • Promoter
  • Undertaker
Mind you there was school, I have years ahead of me before I am even 30 and I had about a year of unemployment were everyone looked down on me like mayonnaise eatin’ white trash, even though I didn’t collect welfare and I paid for everything I needed from my own savings. Looking at this list you can see why my resume’ could be over 10 pages long and being in this undertaking biz for so long is starting for suffocate me!


Hope my next job is something really incredible that I have always wanted to be ...magicians assistant, Superhero, Superstar, performer for little shop of horrors, burlesque dancer, stuntman, metal groupie  ...you never know




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