Things I wish I NEVER ate

Its funny how you don't realize how many bad foods there are out there. I've been sick so many times ive lots count. Food poisoning isn't fun. It was when I was a teen, it meant time off school and a new diet that didn't fail. But some cases were to bad to explain. Maybe this list will help me out:

†Things I wish I had never eaten:†

• One big lot of pure marzipan
• Extra salty Philippine tripe dish
• Mouthful of Raw ginger
• Two sticks of butter, rolled in sugar (its true)
• whole 4 lt.'s of ice cream for desert
• 10 cups of vanilla frosting (this is not a good idea)
• food in a restaurant, after there was a cockroach on the table
• food in a restaurant, after I was the cook go to the bathroom and not wash her hands.
• That Chinese chicken dish from a Chinese restaurant in Cranbourne (food poisoning)
• rolls of sushi till I threw up (looking at over 50 of them)
• lasagna my brothers ex fat-slut girlfriend made (was sick for 2 weeks)
• Purple chili's, that aren't for human consumption
• an ice cube covered in vegemite, and rolled in sugar (was a dare that made me sick)
• Cat food mixed with peanut butter (another dare that made me sick)
• Cream cake that my brothers ex fat-slut GF made (pure cream, sugar and choc cookies pounded together then frozen -doesn't make a cake!..its just cold fat that makes u spew)
• Two mouthfuls of fat collected from a griller of bacon (all I could eat-ewwww!)
• A rose covered in bugs and sprayed with pesticides. (Not all flowers are edible)
• my mums curry dish (just water and gravy with worst vegetables..not a curry!)
• Uncooked corn pancakes made incorrectly
• raw chicken
• 5 -day old pizza, re-heated 3 times (mega food poisoning here)
• 8 McDonald cheeseburgers for a snack (I'm telling the truth here)
• Off milk
• A Rotten apple with half a worm in it (made me sick for days, never touched an apple for4years)
• A bee
• One big Dirt clod
• every bit of food that made me throw up on a date and made me look like an idiot
• KFC at karingal, (Frankston-cranbourne rd), dried out, over oily, food poisoning