So to celebrate this brand new venture I give you:
Parents are so: fucking stupid!
Year ok, I have heard of parents killing, raping, brainwashing their children and I seriously Don't believe that the bitch that neglected her child in a pram and let it fall of a train platform deserves one million dollars- What one million Fucking DOLLARS!! Idiots are getting paid for this shit, fuck If thats the case my parents should be kagillionares times 100..infinity. If I listed the most stupid shit my parents have done, this entire blog would be full of it. Like the time dad threw a camera at my brother for no holding a fish, or that black eye I got for laughing at a seinfeild episode (the 'can't stand ya' one), or the time my mother dragged my brothers kid into a river so she wouldn't land on her ass..yeah I could go on but I'm trying to make a light side of this. So here are some pics fro your pleasure. (If only I could dig u that one of my mom flashing her tits at a beach with us kids playing next to her and a pervo in the background).. .
This must be in-case you delete their x-box game or don't let them watch Poke'mon.. Better strap billy Down!Year ok, I have heard of parents killing, raping, brainwashing their children and I seriously Don't believe that the bitch that neglected her child in a pram and let it fall of a train platform deserves one million dollars- What one million Fucking DOLLARS!! Idiots are getting paid for this shit, fuck If thats the case my parents should be kagillionares times 100..infinity. If I listed the most stupid shit my parents have done, this entire blog would be full of it. Like the time dad threw a camera at my brother for no holding a fish, or that black eye I got for laughing at a seinfeild episode (the 'can't stand ya' one), or the time my mother dragged my brothers kid into a river so she wouldn't land on her ass..yeah I could go on but I'm trying to make a light side of this. So here are some pics fro your pleasure. (If only I could dig u that one of my mom flashing her tits at a beach with us kids playing next to her and a pervo in the background).. .
But then again , sometimes kids are just as fucking stupid!!
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Where Have all the men gone??
The rain must have stopped, because I'm finding myself hunting for puddles. And guys let me tell you - EVERY SINGLE STRAIGHT WOMAN IS DOING THE SAME AS ME!
Its pretty much all over the world but the "Real Man" is dying. We have the 'Metro", the "douche", "college Hippie". WTF is this shit? Where are the 'Cowboys', the "Clint Eastwoods', "Tarzan" strong hairy beast like creatures that every woman loves? Someone who can carry you to the bedroom, open up pickle jars and fix your car. Its even hard for me to find a beer drinking man that doesn't care about carbs, A man who eats the fish he catches, protects his woman with a fight rather than call security, and couldn't give a shit about buying a $100 shirt and going to a salon. Come on guys really. My last two bf's lost to me in arm-wrestles- I'm shit at them!They say that the real Woman is gone, but that is because we have to be the ones what pick up the check, Finnish the fight, change a Tyre and work hard for the money. Now I wear pretty dresses form time to time, cook like an old Italian woman, be your personal porn star and still bring home the bacon. Is it that hard for Men to be a man? This human race is getting shittier ever year and now I don't know if a poor excuse for a Man is trying to pick me up, or a lesbian - They look the fucking same! (Sorry to all women out there) So please- Ladies STOP dating these 1/2 Men, These imitations, Over-tanned, super Skinny, pin dick losers. Maybe the real men will re-appear again. If there are are any strong real Men out there ..let me know:) I am the one for you!
WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR:
WHAT WE GET:
I should post up A pic of one of my ex boyfriend's, but then I would blind you for a week.
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Its pretty much all over the world but the "Real Man" is dying. We have the 'Metro", the "douche", "college Hippie". WTF is this shit? Where are the 'Cowboys', the "Clint Eastwoods', "Tarzan" strong hairy beast like creatures that every woman loves? Someone who can carry you to the bedroom, open up pickle jars and fix your car. Its even hard for me to find a beer drinking man that doesn't care about carbs, A man who eats the fish he catches, protects his woman with a fight rather than call security, and couldn't give a shit about buying a $100 shirt and going to a salon. Come on guys really. My last two bf's lost to me in arm-wrestles- I'm shit at them!They say that the real Woman is gone, but that is because we have to be the ones what pick up the check, Finnish the fight, change a Tyre and work hard for the money. Now I wear pretty dresses form time to time, cook like an old Italian woman, be your personal porn star and still bring home the bacon. Is it that hard for Men to be a man? This human race is getting shittier ever year and now I don't know if a poor excuse for a Man is trying to pick me up, or a lesbian - They look the fucking same! (Sorry to all women out there) So please- Ladies STOP dating these 1/2 Men, These imitations, Over-tanned, super Skinny, pin dick losers. Maybe the real men will re-appear again. If there are are any strong real Men out there ..let me know:) I am the one for you!
WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR:
WHAT WE GET:
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Legend appreciation award
It's time for the Legend Appreciation award ceremony. Instead of honoring a person for their greatness when they die, Why can't we celebrate there awesomeness when they are alive? It's not the Oscars, not the Emmys, ..But the Legends!
This Week's Legend, we solute:
"Chrisopher Llyod"
He made me Laugh when I was a child In "Dennis the Menace", and Always wanted him as an Uncle in "The Addams Family", He has been acting for so Many years, and still is. If yo don't know who he is- then you should go and shoot yourself,( http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000502/) How can you not know "Back to the Future" Emmet Brown was a character that really grew on me and made me wonder if scientists/inventors are ever that cool, but turns out they actually just wear a white coat and sit in a lab all day, never knowing what its like to conduct lightning from a clock tower. Christopher Llyod is a man of many faces and a man of much talents. So we salute you on this memorial day and give you the Legend Award, for being everything that it stand for.
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BASICS:
One of those "terrorizing Family" movies, like 'funny games', 'cape fear' etc. But this is the best one ever. Not only does it show the nastiest villains on screen, it also has the most racist dialogue ever to reach my ears in one movie, Johnny Rebel would cream his pants to this film.
This is defiantly on my favorite movie list. Must see if you haven’t seen it, if you love or hate racism, and if you don’t like Revenge films – you will now. So go and see it!
If you like this film:
Try watching:
"River Wild" (1994)
”Romper Stomper” (1992)
"Savage Streets" (1984)
This Week's Legend, we solute:
"Chrisopher Llyod"
He made me Laugh when I was a child In "Dennis the Menace", and Always wanted him as an Uncle in "The Addams Family", He has been acting for so Many years, and still is. If yo don't know who he is- then you should go and shoot yourself,( http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000502/) How can you not know "Back to the Future" Emmet Brown was a character that really grew on me and made me wonder if scientists/inventors are ever that cool, but turns out they actually just wear a white coat and sit in a lab all day, never knowing what its like to conduct lightning from a clock tower. Christopher Llyod is a man of many faces and a man of much talents. So we salute you on this memorial day and give you the Legend Award, for being everything that it stand for.
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Mills Movie Madness review
Today's movie is: FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE (1977)
PLOT:
Three convicts who escape from jail and hole up at the house of a black minister. The ministers family are being repeatedly terrorized by the thugs, can they turn the tables and jet justice?
"The Two Bestest Friends"
One of those "terrorizing Family" movies, like 'funny games', 'cape fear' etc. But this is the best one ever. Not only does it show the nastiest villains on screen, it also has the most racist dialogue ever to reach my ears in one movie, Johnny Rebel would cream his pants to this film.
Mills Rating: 10/10
Any fans of 'Payback' films, will leave you glued to the tube. I was amazed I even managed to get a copy of an UNCUT version as this has been listed on the Video Nasty List, and if not banned cut out in just about every country.- When you see it, you will know why. This has everything you could want in a terrorizing situation, No he doesn't break in the house, or kill their dog- They actually create everyone's worst nightmare. There are 3 escaped Prisoners ( You see them bust out, not just a radio announcement) and unnecessary kill anybody who gets in their way and to top it all off There is every Racist comment known to man, I even think that a lot of it is ad-libbed, "Martin Luther Coon...Jr." It has "good ol' fashion Coon Hangin'", Makes the black father sing and dance, and even shoots at his feet. Makes the son stand on a soapbox and the police don't do a thing. The one thing that pissed me off in this film is how dumb the Police are, (But in all honesty that's what would really happen) and how if they were smart enough and not goofing off they would have saved a child and a woman. William Sanderson has one amazing role in this film as the lead Villain, and can really show off talent. Best of all it makes you scream for revenge through the whole film and hanging on the edge of your seat hoping that its a dish severed cold, , very cold. My favorite characters would have to be the two children - They have the best friendship despite race and the lucky devils get to go camping vintage style (blood-brothers, codewords and wear awesome t-shirts).
However, this film is not for the faint hearted, it has got a lot of nasty scenes, But that is what makes it so unique and nothing like any other film. I honestly Believe this is the most racist revenge film.
"The Three Villains : Plotting some hatin'"
However, this film is not for the faint hearted, it has got a lot of nasty scenes, But that is what makes it so unique and nothing like any other film. I honestly Believe this is the most racist revenge film.
"The Three Villains : Plotting some hatin'"
This is defiantly on my favorite movie list. Must see if you haven’t seen it, if you love or hate racism, and if you don’t like Revenge films – you will now. So go and see it!
If you like this film:
Try watching:
"River Wild" (1994)
”Romper Stomper” (1992)
"Savage Streets" (1984)
Hunk 'o' the week
Now ladies, I'll show you the goods on men who don't get recognized enough that really should. I'm not talking about 16 year old Island boys, or Ugly celebs we are forced to see.
I give to you the Hunk ' o' the week:
Young John Saxon
Now ladies, I'll show you the goods on men who don't get recognized enough that really should. I'm not talking about 16 year old Island boys, or Ugly celebs we are forced to see.
I give to you the Hunk ' o' the week:
why: He is Shirtless most of the time..seriously. He Has a Good Guy vibe, one handsome smile and stars in so many films even grind-house so you can watch him run around without a shirt by accident. He has co-stared with Bruce lee and Sandra dee So you can see him Kickin' ass in full sweaty Action or getting romantic in passionate love. (That's what we want!) Check him out to know what I'm talking about. And if you don't mind classic black and white films see " Mr. Hobbs takes a vacation", John is all manly .. all shirtless.(http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0768334/)
"This is what Happens when you get John Saxon's Take-out order wrong"
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SONG OF THE WEEK
Ever since I saw the funniest movie ever in the cinemas (come on now, it was laugh out loud all the way through). I absolutely loved this song. I managed to buy it the next day and had it on repeat, but somehow it managed to slip my mind very quickly as I got 6 new soundtracks in my possession the day after that. The other night it was requested on the radio, and I was in love all over again. Seriously even if you haven't seen "Jackass:3D", The song has a lot of meaning to it and will pop in a great memory of your own.
Here is the Jackass version video clip, Enjoy:)
Weezer- "Memories". it’s Weezer's first “indie” single since signing with Epitaph Records. This song has Rivers singing and screaming while addressing Rage Against the Machine and techno music on school buses. The song definitely brings back memories of 90′s pop-rock tunes but here’s hoping the band also brings back their true talent for the album.
-----------------------------------------------------------------Its that time again for a great look on what the internet has to offer.
Looks Like I saved the best for last: Enjoy:)
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