Blood-Thirsty Pit Whore: FRIDAY-FRIBYAR-FUNDAY

This world is pretty fucked up, But wait- It gets worse, here are things that I just quite get, there are too many

Things I will NEVER understand in this world:

Why girls and Grown Women actually think that justin bieber is sexy - Come on! He is a child, isn't that reversed child porn teasing? No-Talent dick-less boy?And why be attracted to a he-she, seriously why has nobody has noticed that he looks like Hayley Stark?
How "Napoleon Dynamite" is at all entertaining. Is it in the 80's? you have to wait to the end to find out it's not. It's endless, seams what hours of dorks starring into the camera, dead silence and awkward nothing! No plot, no story, everyone is gay and I will never vote of Pedro, Pedro can go Suck a dick!
People Think they can lose weight by counting calories at fast food "restaurants". If you walk into McDonald's and order the overpriced salad, or order the $8.95 burger by itself because it is made with chicken- you might as well stick to the motto "I'll start Dieting tomorrow", you can add 'get a brain' to that one too.

Why is Paris Hilton famous anyway? Heaps of people make a porno, at least most have tits. She has one fucked up eye, a terrible nose, and can never pose front on - why? because she is a stupid ugly whore.

Everyone's fascination about being Energized! "Quick I need a Coffee hit!", "I'm so tough I drank 12 Red Bulls today", Seriously - Get a life! Why don't you get some descent sleep, or just take sugar pills for that expensive placebo you are taking. It's $5-$10 for an average coffee, A Wheat Germ Shooter, or a can of horrible tasting guarana. Little does anyone know that you need a shitload of Guarna to have any effect, and every energy drink makes you age faster, damages your body and a waste money!

"First Bottled water, Now This!"

Why Radio DJ's know absolutely NOTHING about music! Quote: "That new song is called man-eater..funny title I don't know what that means maybe you have to use your imagination" One actually said that Cat Stephens sings "Cat's in the Cradle" One debate from idiots that cat himself hates.
The Naming of the "Fly" and the "Orange" - Gee that look a genius.
How Renee Zellwegger keeps getting work
How "Scientology" Only become well known after John Travolta and Tom Cruise joined ."Its OK - there are no Gay phaeton Levels Detected!"
Musical Talent is being able to Computerize your voice and sing gibberish lyrics. The T.V show IDOL (Its different for what ever country its in) is just a karaoke contest with asshole judges where the winner will get their voice computerized and modified for idiots.
Why there are so many Cooking Shows on TV but the only people who love them are idiots that can't and won't cook?
Why People own a Pet Dog , only to have it chained up all the time.
Most people that are strongly against Abortion are all for the death Penalty.
Religious fanatics and Bible Bashes
Why critics Have to say a movie rocks the first 2 weeks of its cinema release, before letting the world know that it actually is a waste of time.

Why most of the world Can't see the "Family Guy" is 80% Flashbacks that don't make sense and have no continuity 10% Stares and silence and 10% actual boring plot choppy flash animation.

Having a Baby for Government Money.
The Dirty Thirty. Please its just another term for Early Mid-Life crisis that won't end until your a grandparent. Is it really that fun to get drunk, fall over and rip your super short bandage skirt, pretend to be drunk, "woo hoo"-ing at everything, ruin converts, events and dinner parties, all because you have reached the age of 30 and realized that you have waited your life working 9-5, sucking the same dick for too many years, or knowing that nobody wants to have your old drunk ass. You weren't cool before you reached this age, why would you be now? Making your kids stay at home while mommy drinks as much as she can, dances to lady gaga, and tries her best to get laid by that ugly douche wearing square tipped pointy shoes and too much aftershave. -You all make me sick. The real people out there have been cool their whole life and will rock until death - making you look like a bunch of idiots who keep running in front of my moving car - I'm not a fucking taxi!

Why people under the age of 21 can rate movies on IMDB, Come on - If you love brand new computerized only movies, why would you see a classic to laugh at its effects and crack it that it's not up to your standards. Wait until you are a real adult then you opinion might just count, and not ruin a classic for the world.

Having your Facebook Profile Pic as Your Baby/child. You are not your baby, It doesn't even understand what a computer is. Do you want Emails sent to you saying gabba goobba save on diapers? or be told How cute you look in those jammies? And how about that idiot naming His Child "Facebook", Its just retarded, way to go to ruin its life forever. What is facebook dies within a few years, "My parents named me after this dumb internet thing I don't even know what it was", Maybe it can change its name later in life to "CookBook", "PornBook" or something. Seriously Do you really want dirty pedophiles checking out your Child? I know you love it,- but stop it! The baby is not you!
While were on the subject - Why do parents say "Baby", not A Baby, or The Baby, or even its real name. Why does having a baby make you lose brains and make you speech impaired? "I have to go to the store and get some milk for baby". also -Do you know that speaking to your child in baby talk actually makes it dumber? It cannot distinguish between real speech and it takes longer for it to learn anything - "ohhh! thanky wankie, mommy wommy oobby wee" (Thanks mom).

Having to be on the Phone.. All the Time! "I'm So glad technology is this good in the future, where I can be on facebook at my favorite concert, drive like I'm Drunk, Pretend I actually have friends, Make it look like I'm talking to myself down the street, Play distorted R&B in the train, and play shitty pointless games on it at clubs instead of talking to the person next to me and making a real friend!"
"Farmville on the go!"
"Being Green", Having to recycle everything, dress like a dick, and pick on people that live life like a normal human being. Hey idiots!- Boost Juice uses Styrofoam - It's not better for the planet to buy that crap. Wood Comes from trees, and by making cubby houses out of wood to sit in an old tree for weeks protesting to save Trees really makes you look stupid. Did you know that Recycling Paper is actually worse off for the environment than making brand new paper? It's True! If you don't want to feel guilty over nothing and make yourself feel good for the day why don't you help somebody in the community - Give a homeless guy some food, drive and elderly person to the store when the bus is late, be a true silent hero.
The Popularity of Boring Jersey reality Shows with that shitty chime/shining transition sound effect played every 10 seconds.
Twilight - If I wanted to see young cabana Latino boys, I would look up "Underage gay Porn". Twilight Moms?- Just another name for the Woman in your neighborhood who needs a teenage handy man around the house to "Fix Things" for some extra dollars.

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Legend appreciation award

It's time for the Legend Appreciation award ceremony. Instead of honoring a person for their greatness when they die, Why can't we celebrate there awesomeness when they are alive? It's not the Oscars, not the Emmys, ..But the Legends!
This Week's Legend, we solute:
"John Astin"

This man takes the cake!, . I'm sorry but he manages to out live everyone. In the The "Adventures of Brisco County, Jr" Julius Carry manages to pass away in 2008. John was also in "Fantasy Island", out-living both Ricardo Montalban and Hervé Villechaize.Also in "Welcome Back Kotter" and kicked John White's ass. Not to mention being the oldest actor in "Silence of the Hams", and beating "Dom" DeLuise. The most memorable role John Astin has ever played was in "The Addams Family" as Gomez Adams, but did you know that he out-lives: Carolyn Jones, Jackie Coogan, Blossom Rock and Ted Cassidy! (That's Morticia, Uncle fester, Grandma and Lurch). You know somethings that's all together spooky?- He out lived Raul Julia Who Played as (the sexy version) Gomez Addams in "The Addams Family Movie"! When I was a child I used to get really excited to see him in cameos, and loved watching his wild morbid antics on those Saturday mornings. He Still goes on, and still acts today (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0040014/) I just hope that one day I will be able to meet him and let him know that he truly is legend!

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Hunk 'o' the week

Now ladies, I'll show you the goods on men who don't get recognized enough that really should. I'm not talking about 16 year old Island boys, or Ugly celebs we are forced to see.
I give to you the Hunk ' o' the week:

Young Jack Nicholson

Why?: Before people loved him for getting awards in acting and having old women fawning over him in the days of Batman. Jack was actually hot. Yes, it's true! The boyish young smile in "Easy Rider", and the stylish wit in the original " Little shop of Horrors" really makes him stand out in the crowd. After his fame with "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ", His name was then labeled on everything, selling copies of his old work was easy. One role that always stands out is in "Rebel Rousers", ok the films is pretty bland, but watching just about every Biker film ever made in history, this one is hard to forget. Jack makes stripeed pants sexy, and with his rugged bad boy approch - that is pretty much the only reason to see the film. Seriously check out his old work before Hollywood claimed him as one of their own - Good looks and talent is not spared!

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SONG OF THE WEEK

ZZ Top - Sharp Dressed Man
In exactly 3 days time, I will be in the pit with rose tattoo, the poor and ZZ Top. So to celebrate thier Australian tour listen to this classic, and if that isnt enough you can:

download ZZ TOP Greatest Hits
grab it here: http://www.mediafire.com/?dwajnjcjjlt
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